A bag of bag

disabilityhealth:

Don’t be a “respect is earned not given” kind of person

Be a “respect is given unless proven undeserved” kind of person

expected-chaos:

*Sees the grim in the mint leaves of my mojito*

bigassmagnet:
“ trashythingsgohere:
“Trashy but also positive
”
Chaotic good white trash
”

bigassmagnet:

trashythingsgohere:

Trashy but also positive

Chaotic good white trash

ohmyfuckingoreos:

I need to snort a fucking line of self confidence

at the weedmans

saturdaynightbigcocksalaryman:

me: give me that wet

weedman: what

me: the skunk

weedman: what

me: the fire

weedman: what

me: that loud

weedman: what

me: the sticky icky

weedman: what

me: the baby bhang

weedman: what

me: that Don Juan

weedman: what

me: that dank dank

weedman: what

me: the griefo

weedman: what

me: the green mile

weedman: what

me: the mohasky

weedman: what

me: that alaskan thunderfuck

weedman: what

me: weed

weedman: what

me: marijuana

weedman: fresh out

humorstar:

me at the store: do i want some snacks? nah it’s ok

me at home: past me was a fucking dumbass

lyrics-and-music:
“Tattooed Tears // The Front Bottoms
”

lyrics-and-music:

Tattooed Tears // The Front Bottoms

sobeitjayt:

Dont you hate when you slip up and tell people ya business 

666bpd:

*eyes snap open at 3:47am* i’m unlovable

kingtrashraccoon:

me walking into the animal shelter: hi id like the stupidest cat you have

ryancooperthompson:
“Thanks @shemovesabstract. It’s time for 🌱cinnamon rolls now.
”

ryancooperthompson:

Thanks @shemovesabstract. It’s time for 🌱cinnamon rolls now.

brian-sella-appreciation:

Brian Sella: *exists*

Me: *crying* I love you so fucking much holy shit

pukicho:

Kids are just like “ppptppptppthhptpppthh” until one day they’re like “oh shit I can think” and then it’s all downhill from there