A bag of bag
→Don’t be a “respect is earned not given” kind of person
Be a “respect is given unless proven undeserved” kind of person
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*Sees the grim in the mint leaves of my mojito*
Trashy but also positive
Chaotic good white trash
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I need to snort a fucking line of self confidence
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saturdaynightbigcocksalaryman:
me: give me that wet
weedman: what
me: the skunk
weedman: what
me: the fire
weedman: what
me: that loud
weedman: what
me: the sticky icky
weedman: what
me: the baby bhang
weedman: what
me: that Don Juan
weedman: what
me: that dank dank
weedman: what
me: the griefo
weedman: what
me: the green mile
weedman: what
me: the mohasky
weedman: what
me: that alaskan thunderfuck
weedman: what
me: weed
weedman: what
me: marijuana
weedman: fresh out
me at the store: do i want some snacks? nah it’s ok
me at home: past me was a fucking dumbass
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Tattooed Tears // The Front Bottoms
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Dont you hate when you slip up and tell people ya business
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*eyes snap open at 3:47am* i’m unlovable
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me walking into the animal shelter: hi id like the stupidest cat you have
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Thanks @shemovesabstract. It’s time for 🌱cinnamon rolls now.
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Brian Sella: *exists*
Me: *crying* I love you so fucking much holy shit
Kids are just like “ppptppptppthhptpppthh” until one day they’re like “oh shit I can think” and then it’s all downhill from there
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